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So Funny They Forgot to Laugh:

Florida Terror Joke

and the Right Thing to Do

Week of September 16,  2002

 

            OK, we’re all a little edgy, but can’t we take a joke?

            It appears a terrorist scheme overheard at a roadside diner in Calhoun, Georgia on September 12 was just that.  Certain facts are in dispute, and there have been inaccurate news reports I will not repeat here.  That said, three men of Middle Eastern descent apparently put on a show after deciding they didn’t like the way another patron looked at them. 

            “If they’re mourning 9/11 what are they going to do about 9/13?” one asked, while another cracked “If we don’t have enough to bring it down I have contacts.”  All three reportedly had a good guffaw over the September 11 anniversary.

            That’s funny stuff all right, a regular laugh riot.  The customer in the next booth thought it might be a put-on but decided not to risk it.  She jotted down the license numbers of the vehicles in which the men were traveling and called the cops.  Sheriff’s officers stopped them in Florida several hours later; the ensuing investigation closed a major freeway for the better part of a day.  No weapons or evidence of a plot were found.

            The men, whom police described as uncooperative, now claim the woman fabricated the incident.  Law enforcement officials who questioned them originally supported her story, though have since said that conclusion is premature. 

            Who has the greater incentive to lie:  a person having a quiet breakfast or three friends who abruptly discover their little prank might have crossed the line to felony threat?  Let’s assume the woman’s account is generally accurate.  Did she overreact, biased by the men’s ethnicity?  Did jumpy sheriff’s deputies foul up a day’s commute over nothing more than one person’s suspicion?  Were the men’s rights trampled, as some quickly declared?

            Citizens in a civil society have some duty to look out for each other.  It may not be the law but civilizations are ultimately defined by the character of their people, not their laws.  My guess is that Calhoun, Georgia is not a major terror target and any “threat” the customer overheard was presumably directed elsewhere.  If she had ignored it she’d have neither broken the law nor been at any personal risk. 

            Countless public officials, from the president down, have told us to be vigilant.  Law enforcement agencies across the country have formed highly publicized task forces to deal with any menace.  Two days before the episode in Calhoun, the Office of Homeland Security raised the nation’s terror alert status from yellow to orange.  Don’t ask me what that means, but it’s not good.

            Unless she made the whole thing up, the woman in Georgia did exactly what we’ve been told to do for a year.  More importantly, she did what people in a moral nation should do, with or without prompting.

            In return, she has been ridiculed by some for everything from her accent and state of residence to her appearance, exactly the traits critics say she reacted to in the three Middle Eastern men.  Others question how anyone with a room temperature IQ could believe real terrorists would be dumb enough to discuss a terror plot in public.

            Maybe she reads the newspapers.  Last month the Associated Press reported that an al Qaida operative in Hamburg, Germany told a local librarian of the plan to destroy the World Trade Center over a year in advance.  Similar indiscretions have occurred elsewhere.  Terrorists who pull suicide duty are, by definition, expendable – and probably a few virgins shy of paradise when it comes to common sense.

            It is good that we are concerned with the rights of the men, but rights come with responsibilities.  Let’s hope the experience of the woman in Georgia won’t discourage others from honoring theirs.

 

 

 
 

 

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