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Raisins in Paradise

A New Look at the Koran

Week of July 28, 2003

 

            If this doesn’t stop Islamist terrorism, nothing will:  According to Christoph Luxenberg, purportedly a professor of Semitic languages at a leading German university, the Koran doesn’t actually promise martyrs 72 virgins in paradise.  What they get, claims Luxenberg, are raisins. 

            I say “purportedly” because the article on Luxenberg’s research in the July 28 international edition of Newsweek notes the professor uses a pen name for his upcoming book on the Koran’s origins, which is due out this fall.  One can hardly blame him for choosing anonymity over a fatwa death sentence, but readers cannot be sure who Luxenberg really is, much less of his credentials.

            This raises the question of why the magazine would expect its readers to place any credence in his work, with or without raisins.  Luxenberg may or not be qualified, may or may not have a solid reputation for critical translation, and may or may not have an ax to grind. 

            Having printed several unsympathetic looks at the Bible, Newsweek might simply have tired of trying to “debunk” Christianity and found a new group to offend.  Still, one can at least challenge the standing of the magazine’s hired Bible bashers; Newsweek’s take on the Koran must be accepted on faith, ironically.

            Luxenberg’s book and Newsweek’s article are sure to annoy even Muslims who aren’t planning to ride a body bomb to glory.  Perhaps the most provocative claim is that the Koran was not written in Arabic.  As Muslims believe the Koran to be the untainted word of Allah given in Arabic, critical study is not appreciated and translations to other languages are not considered legitimate.  According to Newsweek, however, Luxenberg maintains the original text was written in “something closer to Aramaic,” the language spoken by Jesus.  

            In fact, writes Luxenberg, the Koran was actually a manuscript of Christian liturgy, or worship, which was only converted into the basis of a new religion after Mohammed’s death.  Mohammed claimed to be only a “witness to the prophets” according to the author, suggesting the Koran was written as an ode to established Judeo Christian beliefs. 

            This will go over about as well as a bar mitzvah at the average mosque.  The government of Pakistan has banned the offending issue of Newsweek, and I fully expect riots when the book is published.

            So it’s understandable that Luxenberg might be a tad queasy about being identified.  Still, many have criticized Islam and lived to tell, self included.  Most magazines and newspapers won’t even print anonymous letters, much less articles; free and open discussion requires the writers to be known.  Otherwise, their criticisms are only potshots. 

            In the interest of full disclosure for myself, I must reveal that I once worked in the prune industry.  Prune people and raisin people have little use for each other, being locked in battle for the hearts and stomachs of fans of shriveled little fruit.  If I were handing out raisins in the afterlife, it wouldn’t be in heaven.

            Further, I am a Christian and seeker of truth.  If I believed in the veracity of the Koran I’d be a Muslim.  I don’t and I’m not, so this is hardly a defense of Islam.

            However I am more than a little tired of knee-jerk attacks on anything that smacks of faith.  Islam has had many critics of late, most of whom are available for scrutiny and criticism.  And while they know the risks, they understand one must be known to be taken seriously. 

            “Christoph Luxenberg” may be what Newsweek says he is and his work perfectly trustworthy, but until he is willing to be identified he should be given no more credibility than an anonymous rant to the editor.  Neither should Newsweek.

 

 

 

 
 

 

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